Tuna related Humor, Kind of

bajakian · 04-04-2008, 05:37 PM

Lacey: I tried calling, but there is no listing for "Mr. Wonderful."
Ty: What spelling did you use? Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here. I'm getting ready for the season.
Lacey: Duck?
Ty: No, no. Dolphin. Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps?
Lacey: Anything. Who's your decorator, Benihana?
Ty: No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam.
Lacey: You were in the war?
Ty: Uh...no....Homo. Much better now though.

Lacey: Pretty pathetic, Ty.
Ty: Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey. For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I've got my own standards, my own way.
Lacey: My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Ty: Your uncle molests collies. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

Lacey: You're crazy!
Ty: That's what they said about Son of Sam.

Catch-All · 04-04-2008, 06:22 PM

that's easy.

Chevy Chase in "Caddy Shack"

"hey, Smails! You scratched my anchor!"

Catch-All

DonK · 04-04-2008, 08:00 PM

"...night putting, with the Dean's daughter." "Can you guess who that was?"

"uh, you?"

"No, Mitch Cumstein"

bajakian · 04-04-2008, 08:05 PM

And I say "Hey Dali, how about a little something for the effort'.

And he says "Unga gulunga, no gunga galunga. You will receive nothing now but on your death bed you will experience total consciousness".

"So I got that going for me...... Which is nice".

Catch-All · 04-04-2008, 10:48 PM

Scots Groundskeeper: "Carl, kill all the gophers!"

Carl: "But if I kill all the golfers, won't we be out of a job?"

(damned Varmint Cong)

"ten bucks says Smails grandkid eats his booger."

The best of all, at the yacht club Smails grandkid Spalding says to the caddie, "Ahoy polloi."

Catch

BanannaMan · 04-05-2008, 01:09 AM

"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!!"

"Spalding!!... It looks like it time to pull out the ol' Billy Baroo.... Oh Billy... Billy... Billy... this is a big one..."

PUMPKIN · 04-05-2008, 07:23 AM

i know its early in the am but i think we need to get this thread back on track.....the following song has been approved by the SFC for the QQ crew (excluding Richard of course

to commit to memory and perform live for the entire crew at basecamp on saturday night....shows to be held at 7 & 10PM...tickets available online at ticketmaster..

YouTube - Jaws Theme Song

I'll catch 'er fer ten, but i'll kill 'er fer fifteen......fer fifteen, you get the head.....you get the tail........YOU GET THE WHOLE DAMN TING.....

bajakian · 04-05-2008, 09:08 AM

Thats a classic Frank!! Where did you find that? (and dont say U tube!)

PUMPKIN · 04-05-2008, 09:20 AM

u (tube) said it, not me Richard,

glad you enjoyed....i needed to start the weekend off with a good laugh...

starting to count down the days....losing sleep already....

talk soon,

Frank

Quote:

Originally Posted by bajakian

Thats a classic Frank!! Where did you find that? (and dont say U tube!)

04-04-2008, 05:37 PM	#1 (permalink)
bajakian Grander Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ocean Ridge, Fl Boat: Venture 34 Best Catch: 300 lb Yellow fin Tuna, Blue Marlin 240 lbs on 30 lb test, 423 lb Swordfish Occupation: MD Posts: 1,126	Tuna related Humor, Kind of Lacey: I tried calling, but there is no listing for "Mr. Wonderful." Ty: What spelling did you use? Sorry about this mess. Let me just clean up here. I'm getting ready for the season. Lacey: Duck? Ty: No, no. Dolphin. Would you like a drink? Tuna Colada, perhaps? Lacey: Anything. Who's your decorator, Benihana? Ty: No, I brought most of that stuff back from Vietnam. Lacey: You were in the war? Ty: Uh...no....Homo. Much better now though. Lacey: Pretty pathetic, Ty. Ty: Pathetic? Maybe for you, Lacey. For me, there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I've got my own standards, my own way. Lacey: My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Ty: Your uncle molests collies. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. Lacey: You're crazy! Ty: That's what they said about Son of Sam.

04-04-2008, 06:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
Catch-All Hooked Up Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart Inlet, Fla Boat: DeepDropping, BottomFishing, Offshore Fishing, Beerdrinking Best Catch: 976 lb Manatee Occupation: Beaver Wrangler at the Heavy Petting Zoo Posts: 729	that's easy. Chevy Chase in "Caddy Shack" "hey, Smails! You scratched my anchor!" Catch-All __________________ Karma is a bitch, but sometimes she puts out.(copyright Catch-All Catch-Phrases 2008) http://100FFC.com AN RFA-AFFILIATED CLUB FOR BOTTOMFISHERMEN, SWORDFISHERMEN & DEEPDROPPERS

04-04-2008, 08:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
DonK Hooked Up Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boca Raton Boat: "the Fish-Tank", 1986 Rybo Runner Best Catch: 395# Broadbill Occupation: Restaurant software engineer, Sun Sentinel Restaurant Reviewer, Mis-Boated 6-pack Capt. Posts: 550	"...night putting, with the Dean's daughter." "Can you guess who that was?" "uh, you?" "No, Mitch Cumstein" __________________ Hic Sunt Dracones

04-04-2008, 10:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Catch-All Hooked Up Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Stuart Inlet, Fla Boat: DeepDropping, BottomFishing, Offshore Fishing, Beerdrinking Best Catch: 976 lb Manatee Occupation: Beaver Wrangler at the Heavy Petting Zoo Posts: 729	Scots Groundskeeper: "Carl, kill all the gophers!" Carl: "But if I kill all the golfers, won't we be out of a job?" (damned Varmint Cong) "ten bucks says Smails grandkid eats his booger." The best of all, at the yacht club Smails grandkid Spalding says to the caddie, "Ahoy polloi." Catch __________________ Karma is a bitch, but sometimes she puts out.(copyright Catch-All Catch-Phrases 2008) http://100FFC.com AN RFA-AFFILIATED CLUB FOR BOTTOMFISHERMEN, SWORDFISHERMEN & DEEPDROPPERS

04-05-2008, 01:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
BanannaMan Lines In Join Date: May 2007 Location: Deltona, Florida Boat: 250 Searay, Laguna Best Catch: 52lb mahi on 12lb Penn spinner, age 15 Occupation: General Contractor Posts: 99	"Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it!!" "Spalding!!... It looks like it time to pull out the ol' Billy Baroo.... Oh Billy... Billy... Billy... this is a big one..." __________________ Gettum in the grease!! Last edited by BanannaMan; 04-05-2008 at 01:11 AM..

04-04-2008, 08:05 PM	#4 (permalink)
bajakian Grander Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ocean Ridge, Fl Boat: Venture 34 Best Catch: 300 lb Yellow fin Tuna, Blue Marlin 240 lbs on 30 lb test, 423 lb Swordfish Occupation: MD Posts: 1,126	And I say "Hey Dali, how about a little something for the effort'. And he says "Unga gulunga, no gunga galunga. You will receive nothing now but on your death bed you will experience total consciousness". "So I got that going for me...... Which is nice".

04-05-2008, 07:23 AM	#7 (permalink)
PUMPKIN Hooked Up Join Date: Sep 2005 Occupation: BILL COLLECTOR Posts: 265	SFC approved lyrics.... i know its early in the am but i think we need to get this thread back on track.....the following song has been approved by the SFC for the QQ crew (excluding Richard of course to commit to memory and perform live for the entire crew at basecamp on saturday night....shows to be held at 7 & 10PM...tickets available online at ticketmaster.. YouTube - Jaws Theme Song I'll catch 'er fer ten, but i'll kill 'er fer fifteen......fer fifteen, you get the head.....you get the tail........YOU GET THE WHOLE DAMN TING.....

04-05-2008, 09:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
bajakian Grander Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Ocean Ridge, Fl Boat: Venture 34 Best Catch: 300 lb Yellow fin Tuna, Blue Marlin 240 lbs on 30 lb test, 423 lb Swordfish Occupation: MD Posts: 1,126	Thats a classic Frank!! Where did you find that? (and dont say U tube!)

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