Signs hat the Economy is bad....

DonK · 10-23-2009, 12:08 PM

The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind
the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad... That CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient
Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher
than GM.

The economy is so bad... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and
learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into
Mexico.

The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad... The Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

And finally...

Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!!
The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people
who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!

Disco Lady · 10-23-2009, 12:17 PM

COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Time to go fishin...

DL,

Tackle Engineer · 10-23-2009, 12:36 PM

Don , Great post . This got the laughs in my office. Sad part is a few more months at the rate the economy is going and this could be true

quack quack · 10-23-2009, 01:17 PM

Great read it out loud to entire office.

10-23-2009, 12:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
DonK Grander Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Boca Raton Boat: "the Fish-Tank", 1986 Rybo Runner Best Catch: 395# Broadbill Occupation: Restaurant software engineer, Mis-Boated 6-pack Capt. Posts: 1,024	Signs hat the Economy is bad.... The economy is so bad... That I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. The economy is so bad... I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" The economy is so bad... That CEO's are now playing miniature golf. The economy is so bad... If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. The economy is so bad... Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. The economy is so bad... McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. The economy is so bad... Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. The economy is so bad... A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. The economy is so bad... Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. The economy is so bad... Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. The economy is so bad... The Mafia is laying off judges. The economy is so bad... Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. And finally... Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear! __________________ "thank God they are not as intelligent as we who kill them, although they are more noble...and able." -the old man Gunter glieben glauten globen

10-23-2009, 12:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Disco Lady Grander Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Miami, FL Boat: 37 Merritt Best Catch: (Blue Marlin)550 Lbs ST. Thomas (North Drop) Occupation: Charter Captain and Pimp! at night. Posts: 5,715	COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!! Time to go fishin... DL, __________________ Check out my running web site: http://www.biggamebaits.com

10-23-2009, 12:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Tackle Engineer Hooked Up Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Hollywood Fl Boat: Tackle Engineer, Dusky 26, 2XVolvoTAMD41 turbos Best Catch: Blonde Gymnast wife 115# Occupation: Fearless Leader /ceo Posts: 355	Don , Great post . This got the laughs in my office. Sad part is a few more months at the rate the economy is going and this could be true __________________ "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of government. The history of liberty is the history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of the limitation of governmental power, not the increase of it." -- Woodrow Wilson Editorial comment: He didn't practice what he preached, but we should

10-23-2009, 01:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
quack quack Old Salt Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: lake worth Best Catch: 25lb codfish 5 yrs old first hanger Posts: 6,219	Great read it out loud to entire office. __________________ Amagansett means “place of good water” in one American Indian tongue, and for generations of Lesters who have lived here, it’s been true in the most literal way.

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