It's Oprah's Book Club!

Catch-All · 10-26-2008, 05:33 PM

It's that time again, folks. It's time for Oprah's Book Club! But first, a word from our sponsor, the B Hussein Obama For President campaign.

Obama Campaign Schlock - Obama Wall Clock. Buy now at only $99.95 because two weeks from now it'll be on QVC at $9.95 w/free shipping.

Back to our programme....

Here's a wonderful new book, written by the Messiah Himself!

"....I ghost-wrote it for him and mis-spelled all the big words!" - Algore

"....a searing indictment of what's wrong with Amerika today. All Progressives should read this manifesto." - Bill Ayers

".....I bought ten thousand copies on Amazon so that it wouldn't come in DFL on the New York Times Fiction list." - progressive Venezuelan Hugo Chavez

Next, another Obama book.

among the many quotes and excerpts it contains,
".....my Muslim Faith."
"....spread the wealth around."
"....the surge is wrong and it'll never work."

Of course, we would be breaking faith with our progressive leaders at Democrat Party HQ if we didn't mention Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) and his stunning book.

"....he's reviled by the American people even more than George Bush." - Greasy Joe Biden
"....I couldn't put this book down. I keep it in the shitter at my house so I can wipe my ass with the torn-out pages. I gotta warn ya, it's kinda scratchy!" - Newt Gingrich

Our Messiah even had time to write a children's book. All good progressives will buy this book to brainwash their kids to Forward The Common Good at the earliest stage possible.

"....buy this book or else" - Bernadine Dohrn
"....A must read for progressive children of all ages, 5-80." - Mumia Abdul Jamal
"....Where's the Sierra Club when you really need them? I can't believe they chopped all those trees down to print this piece of shit!" - Sean Hannity

Stay tuned for commercials, public messages and political ads!

Until Next Time,

Catch-All

miamiangler1 · 10-26-2008, 08:42 PM

Must have books

Mark is there an Obama`s bible ?

Catch-All · 10-27-2008, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miamiangler1

Must have books

Mark is there an Obama`s bible ?

No Bible or Talmud can encompass the light & vision emanating from the Messiah, B Hussein Obama. It's the new, improved KORAN ! (now available in two-ply! Safe for septic tanks)

this message brought to you by our sponsor....

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Catch-All · 10-27-2008, 09:28 AM

.....and now for a little lighter reading.

The Daily Crossword, brought to you by the Mainstream Media

The Daily Puzzle, brought to you by MoveOn.org and FactCheck.org, progressive elements advancing The Common Good(tm).

(here's how to play the puzzle game. Simply watch a long, boring speech by Greasy Joe and check off a square each time he uses one of the catch-phrases. Get a string straight up, straight across or diagonally and YOU WIN!)

.

RodRattler · 10-27-2008, 09:56 AM

BIDEN BINGO!!

Catch-All · 10-27-2008, 11:37 AM

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News: So what's with the Che Guevera flag?
Staffer: like dude, it's Baracks way of expressing solidarity with the prgoressive elements in this country.
News: So you aren't worried that displaying a flag commemorating a vicious, murdering Marxist Revolutionary thug will not harm B Hussein Obama's campaign?
Staffer: dude, it's like this. (sotto voce) We know that our comrades in ACORN have got the "election" (makes finger quotes sign in the air) sewn up to Advance The Common Good(tm) and provide a solid foundation to the Proletariat Struggle Against Capitalist Exploitation Of The Workers(tm). Woo-hoo!
News: You disgust me.

Now back to our regular programming.

Catch

10-26-2008, 05:33 PM	#1
Catch-All Grander Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Boat: DeepDropping, BottomFishing, Offshore Fishing, Beerdrinking Best Catch: 976 lb Manatee Occupation: Nuclear Safety Technician Posts: 1,204	It's Oprah's Book Club! It's that time again, folks. It's time for Oprah's Book Club! But first, a word from our sponsor, the B Hussein Obama For President campaign. Obama Campaign Schlock - Obama Wall Clock. Buy now at only $99.95 because two weeks from now it'll be on QVC at $9.95 w/free shipping. Back to our programme.... Here's a wonderful new book, written by the Messiah Himself! "....I ghost-wrote it for him and mis-spelled all the big words!" - Algore "....a searing indictment of what's wrong with Amerika today. All Progressives should read this manifesto." - Bill Ayers ".....I bought ten thousand copies on Amazon so that it wouldn't come in DFL on the New York Times Fiction list." - progressive Venezuelan Hugo Chavez Next, another Obama book. among the many quotes and excerpts it contains, ".....my Muslim Faith." "....spread the wealth around." "....the surge is wrong and it'll never work." Of course, we would be breaking faith with our progressive leaders at Democrat Party HQ if we didn't mention Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nevada) and his stunning book. "....he's reviled by the American people even more than George Bush." - Greasy Joe Biden "....I couldn't put this book down. I keep it in the shitter at my house so I can wipe my ass with the torn-out pages. I gotta warn ya, it's kinda scratchy!" - Newt Gingrich Our Messiah even had time to write a children's book. All good progressives will buy this book to brainwash their kids to Forward The Common Good at the earliest stage possible. "....buy this book or else" - Bernadine Dohrn "....A must read for progressive children of all ages, 5-80." - Mumia Abdul Jamal "....Where's the Sierra Club when you really need them? I can't believe they chopped all those trees down to print this piece of shit!" - Sean Hannity Stay tuned for commercials, public messages and political ads! Until Next Time, Catch-All __________________ http://100FFC.com AN RFA-AFFILIATED CLUB FOR BOTTOMFISHERMEN, SWORDFISHERMEN & DEEPDROPPERS Last edited by Catch-All; 10-26-2008 at 05:45 PM..

10-27-2008, 09:28 AM	#4
Catch-All Grander Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Boat: DeepDropping, BottomFishing, Offshore Fishing, Beerdrinking Best Catch: 976 lb Manatee Occupation: Nuclear Safety Technician Posts: 1,204	.....and now for a little lighter reading. The Daily Crossword, brought to you by the Mainstream Media The Daily Puzzle, brought to you by MoveOn.org and FactCheck.org, progressive elements advancing The Common Good(tm). (here's how to play the puzzle game. Simply watch a long, boring speech by Greasy Joe and check off a square each time he uses one of the catch-phrases. Get a string straight up, straight across or diagonally and YOU WIN!) . __________________ http://100FFC.com AN RFA-AFFILIATED CLUB FOR BOTTOMFISHERMEN, SWORDFISHERMEN & DEEPDROPPERS Last edited by Catch-All; 10-27-2008 at 09:31 AM..

10-27-2008, 11:37 AM	#6
Catch-All Grander Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield Boat: DeepDropping, BottomFishing, Offshore Fishing, Beerdrinking Best Catch: 976 lb Manatee Occupation: Nuclear Safety Technician Posts: 1,204	More commercial messages from our sponsors.... Tired of using a tire gauge to check your car's psi? Worry no more! The Obama Tire Gauge is here! It automatically senses the curretn average psi of your vehicle's tires - the size of B Hussein Obama's head inflates and deflates accordingly. So give ol' Barry Obama-Sotero a swelled head today and buy the Obama Tire Gauge. (batteries not included. Not available in stores. Operators standing by - call NOW!) Searching for that perfect Search Engine? Look no more, just bookmark Google.com and let Google do the searching for you. See example below... ...and now for local news. We stopped by the Texas offices for the Obama Campaign and interviewed staffers. News: So what's with the Che Guevera flag? Staffer: like dude, it's Baracks way of expressing solidarity with the prgoressive elements in this country. News: So you aren't worried that displaying a flag commemorating a vicious, murdering Marxist Revolutionary thug will not harm B Hussein Obama's campaign? Staffer: dude, it's like this. (sotto voce) We know that our comrades in ACORN have got the "election" (makes finger quotes sign in the air) sewn up to Advance The Common Good(tm) and provide a solid foundation to the Proletariat Struggle Against Capitalist Exploitation Of The Workers(tm). Woo-hoo! News: You disgust me. Now back to our regular programming. Catch __________________ http://100FFC.com AN RFA-AFFILIATED CLUB FOR BOTTOMFISHERMEN, SWORDFISHERMEN & DEEPDROPPERS Last edited by Catch-All; 10-27-2008 at 11:40 AM..

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