If I Were KING of America

[Certifiable]

This should be an interesting thread. Post up some of your thoughts on what you would do if you were KING of America. I am not talking about an elected politician that must cower to the wishes of the lobyist, liberals and activist groups...I am talking about "absolute power" with no limits.

Lets start with a few thoughts that have been written on the bathroom wall of my mind:

All government lobbyist will be executed as an act of treason.

Any government official that accepts a lobbyist donation shall be executed as an act of treason.

Remove the electric chair and install an Electric Bench...let them all go out holding hands.

Police profiling (age/ethnic/race/sex/etc.) will be encouraged and rewarded because it WORKS.

Assasination policy for "dangerous" foriegn leaders will be reinstated.

No more US governmental aid to be given to any country other than countries of the UK.

Resign from the United Nations and convert the UN building in NYC to a veterans hospital.

Since we have spent the last 30 years protecting them, we will annex Saudi Arabia and they will become a US territory and be subject to US laws and customs...we will call it "West Texas". And, of course, they will donate all of thier oil supply to the US for their protection fee.

The war on terrorism will actually become a real "War". No politics....just extreme bombing and shooting anything that moves. If you are a civilian...you have 24 hours to pack your sh#t and run out into the open desert before we begin the carpet bombing. We will not rebuild your country after the war...you lost...tough sh#t. We will take possesion of your valuable rescources as a form of repayment for our military expenses.

Anyone "suspected" of being a terrorist will be "considered" a terrorist, and promptly executed as an act of national defense. If you are worried about being mistaken for a terrorist, take the diaper off your head and conform to the beliefs of America, not Islam.

Anyone incarcerated in prison must be fed, and clothed by thier family. The government will not feed you. If none brings you food...you die.

Wow ! I feel much better now. Anyone want to have me as the King ?
Hell, I probably would be executed after a week of reign anyway.

Feel free to add to the list if I left anything out. Kinda feels good to blow off a bit of that pent up politicaly correct steam.

By the way...for any government agency wanting to add me to your "watch list", this post is for "entertainment" only. Pure fiction... as in a Steven King type movie that is directed by General Norman Swarzkoff.

[Disco Lady]

[freezorburn]

If I where king - Rules are the same as above plus:

1) National "Ta Ta appreciation day". Girls older then 21 would have to flash her boobs to whoever asks. Appreciation will follow.

2) Two smack a year law. Every us citizen is allowed to smack some dumb ass 2x a year.

[DIRTYFOOT2]

All Married Wenches Will Be Required To Perform 3 Hummers A Week To Thier Old Man:for This Rule To Apply Said Man Must Be Employed/earning A Living.

[Disco Lady]

COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[quack quack]

You forgot our new immigration policy.Get out and stay out!!!
If you do not pay US tax's you will not get free medical care and a free education!!!
Not to mention our new fishing and vacation spot Cuba.A new bay of pigs invasion with a few thousand troops with unlimited air support should clear up that Commie problem 90 miles away.
If we give your country disaster aid you get our people to administer it.With our aid you get our troops in support with your army under our control while we are there.Then when your country can pay us back you will with either money,resources our troops for our army.

Any molestation of a child under 10 will result in death.If the child is over 10 you will just wish you died.The family of the victim in any crime like rape,molestation or murder can either help and or choose the way the person dies.
We will bring back public hangings with the gallows built be juvenile offenders(talk about scared straight).
Drugs are now legal to do in designated areas.They will be given for free till the addict dies from them.After awhile we wont have any addicts left and no drug problem.Not to mention free drugs will cut crime by 50% across the board.Not to mention the public hangings and death imposed for those other crimes we should get to almost no crime in just a few years.We will be able to walk down any street we want.Our kids can play out of our site with out worry.We can leave our homes and cars unlocked.Kind of sounds like our country around 100 years ago.Come to think of it they had no drug laws,public hangings and molesters and rapists were killed quickly.Gee what happen to our country.

Man I really did not do that on purpose but after looking at what I wrote it just happen to be the truth about 100 yrs ago.Look at our country then and now.Yes I wish it was like it was then but in modern times.I like my truck,computer and modern medicine.I would have cancer,the cold and many other things cured in a short amount of time.No drug companies to pander too.The scientist would have the funding to cure not treat diseases.Yes I think they have cures for things but there is no money to be made by Dr's and drug companies with cures.

The last thing we cured was Polio in 1955.Think of all the advancements in medicine and technology we have made since then but we have not cured anything.
The common cold costs in this country alone ae as follows.

In the USA alone, the common cold leads to 75 to 100 million physician visits annually at a conservative cost estimate of $7.7 billion per year. Americans spend $2.9 billion on over-the-counter drugs and another $400 million on prescription medicines for symptomatic relief.[1][13]

More than one-third of patients who saw a doctor received an antibiotic prescription, which not only contributes to unnecessary costs ($1.1 billion annually on an estimated 41 million antibiotic prescriptions in the United States), but also has implications for antibiotic resistance from overuse of such drugs.[13]

An estimated 22 to 189 million school days are missed annually due to a cold. As a result, parents missed 126 million workdays to stay home to care for their children. When added to the 150 million workdays missed by employees suffering from a cold, the total economic impact of cold-related work loss exceeds $20 billion.[2][1][13]

So if there was 100 million colds cured with a .10 pill that 20 billion would only run us about $10,000,000.00 a year to treat.that is only a difference of $19,900,000,000.00 a year.OK I am done for now.

[50-50]

agree with it all,we give way to much and dont get shit back,screw them all and give us free oil/gas so my buss wont fold!!!!!!!
and everyone who posts something on this thread!!!!!!!!!

[Disco Lady]

[GT Fish]

Originally Posted by DIRTYFOOT2

All Married Wenches Will Be Required To Perform 3 Hummers A Week To Thier Old Man:for This Rule To Apply Said Man Must Be Employed/earning A Living.

[The BEAST]

QQ,

My wife is a breast cancer survivor... and she says the same thing. Treatment generates far more revenue, than a cure! She believes that cures are possible and possibly have been discovered already... BUT... Cures for cancer, AIDS, MS, or even the more common illness' as you described... would bankrupt the medical and health insurance industries.

Amazingly... people with an ample supply of money, travel abroad to be treated and/or cured. Montel WIlliams has had MS for over a decade and is still funtioning with normal motor skills... Magic Johnson was diagnosed with HIV/AIDS and now is testing negative.

Most other countries don't see health care / medicine as a "for profit" business!

[The BEAST]

Originally Posted by DIRTYFOOT2

All Married Wenches Will Be Required To Perform 3 Hummers A Week To Thier Old Man:for This Rule To Apply Said Man Must Be Employed/earning A Living.

I'm not a glutton...I would would be happy with ONCE a week!

[NightCrawler]

Geez!!! No wonder everybody is so pissed off around here
Once a week, 3 times a week???

I gave mine a liitle time off from time to time for good behaviour
or if she gets Lock Jaw

The Glutton.

[billspilingup]

Why is a woman smiling as she walks down the wedding aisle?



I don't know. Do you married guys know the answer?

[B767]

Originally Posted by ProfessorO

Thank God some of you are not king, we would be living in the dark
ages again. cheers, arthur

gas was cheaper in the dark ages, Prof!!!!

[Certifiable]

I almost forgot the most important subject of all...the one profession that has single handedly crippled this country...... LAWYERS.

Any lawyer that represents a person that is found guilty, the lawyer will face the same punishment as the guilty party. That is, if the lawyer brings a gold digging lawsuit for 10 million and loses...the lawyer and his client will EACH pay 10 million back to the other party.

A lawyer represents a murderer that is convicted and sentenced to death...they get to sit on the electric bench and BOTH go out "ridding the lightning".

This will stop the frivolous lawsuit crap and let this country start progressing again in new technologies without worry of lawyers waiting in the wings for a quick buck.

Also, every Friday will be slap a lawyer day....why?....because they have earned it.

[Disco Lady]

Lets go catch a Bluefin, in the Alley..... F@#ck this!


Cheers,DL

!

[billspilingup]

If I were President with a Congress willing to go along? (The authoritarian title of King being anti-American and, therefore, distasteful to my political beliefs)

10 mil back? Nah, but there should be restitution for the sued party's legal expenses along with damages for public defamation (if applicable) and lost productivity. If someone sues me and I spend 20k on my defense and 200 hours of otherwise productive time and I'm found to be innocent and/or the case is dropped or dismissed, I should be able to recover my 20k and payment for the 200 hours of my time that was wasted. And illegals should not be able to bring suit in U.S. courts. In fact, ship them all home and vigorously prevent new arrivals.

Regarding immigration, no illegal immigration will be tolerated and applicants for citizenship with advanced degrees will be granted a small stipend and encouraged to emigrate here. Because of the economic necessity of immigrant labor, temporary unskilled workers will be allowed for up to 6 months, then 3 months back in country of origin. Children born of illegals are not citizens under the rationale that their parents are not here for citizenship but rather personal economic benefit and, since their parents have made no efforts to be citizens, it cannot be inferred that they intend their children to be citizens. Temporary workers must have a bank account in their home country. Wages will be wire transferred to said account with a portion held back by the U.S. government for the expense of running this whole system and another portion payable only upon return to their native country. Failure to return after 6 months waives all claims to the final payment and the now illegal immigrant is actively sought for deportation and barred from further visits to the United States. Should the immigrant be found liable for any damages (i.e. hits my car and has no insurance, tears up his apartment before leaving and the security deposit is insufficient), his final payment (payable on upon return to his/her native soil) shall be used to reimburse the affected citizen.

Energy - promote the development of sustainable forms of energy through generous tax breaks (with proof of likelihood of success). Develop our domestic production capacity (and I'm going to get flack for this) while continuing to buy mostly from overseas. The reason for this is to deny modernizing competitors like China and India access to cheaper oil in more plentiful amounts therefore driving up their costs of modernization. The West can afford $4 gas a lot easier than a poor village in China. Should an international event like a nuclear terrorist attack in the Middle East or the sudden drying up of mistakenly thought larger reserves force a critical oil crunch, we are not as affected as our domestic production capacity can meet our needs while producing an excess for sale - at the now incredibly high market rate - abroad.

Strong but generous foreign policy with an emphasis on human rights and freedom. Extremism and totalitarianism should be shunned and excluded from the civilized world community. Isolationism is antithetical to our national interest. As proof, the world was considerably larger post-WW1 yet we were still drawn into the subsequent conflagration of WW2 despite having actively pursued isolationist policies. However, after WW2, partially in response to the Soviet threat and partially in realization of the follies of 1920s and 1930s foreign policy, we were much more internationally interventionist and the world is a better place as a result.

Taxes stay low. Wealth is not an enemy nor is our economy (or the world's for that matter) a zero-sum game. Let people and corporations make money. For those who bring up examples of corporate greed or malfeasance, the exception does not disprove the rule. Privatization is encouraged and items that don't pass the "is this really government's responsibility?" test don't get funded.

Schools privatized with ever increasing benchmarks for academic performance. Summer break is one month. Classes 8 to 5 M-F.

Congress and the Senate have short term limits and no pay. We need to get away from the idea of government as a career and term limits reduce the need to pander to lobbyists for reelection.

I think that's enough for my first 100 days.

[freezorburn]

Lets see what happens if this crew starts running the whitehouse!





I think, I'd rather have drunk rednecks in there.

[DonK]

among all the other stuff above, I would ensure educators earn more than pro athletes.

And mandate fishing to be an olympic sport.....

[quack quack]

This guy would never have tried this.Because he would be on his way to the gallows.Thank god this girl got his picture.I do realize he might not be guilty but if he is it hopefully stopped him from any future acts.

FOXNews.com - Potential Abductor Arrested After Girl Snaps Picture - Local News | News Articles | National News | US News

[quack quack]

This guy would not have had this chance to do it again.Gee I was just at the mall last night with my daughter and three of her friends.Scary stuff that happens all over the country every day.Why because these scum bags get a slap on the wrist and there name on a list.A few years ago I was checking the sexual offender list for scum bags close to my house.There were 30 or more within a few miles!!!!Now while looking at the closest I noticed a few lived in the large apartment complex on the corner by my house.This complex has big rental signs claiming to be family friendly.On top of that it is right next to a large county park.Some of the apartments overlook the kids play ground.I take my kids there all the time and that freaks me out.My wife called the state and they said they would check on it.So a few weeks go bye then we get a call from the sheriffs.Come to find out both of the scum bags had a place overlooking the playground and because of that they were in violation of there parole.They were told they had to move or go back to jail.One guy left and the other guy just got his apartment moved to the other side of the complex away from the park.So now he is just far enough away from the park.

What the xxxx these scumbags should be either in jail getting azz fxxxxd every day or dead.There is no rehab for these guys or 1 time offender.These scumbags do it all there life.Just look at the offender list people from 20 to 80.Now if a guy is 19 and a 14yr old says she is 16 and gives consent that is different.But if the guy is 50 with a 14 year old kill that scumbag.

Sex offender accused of trying to pick up preteen girls in Boynton -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com

Does any one out there think these scumbags can be rehabed or should we just wack them?

Years ago a friend had a guy try to pick up his 11 year old daughter and her friend.They said no and ran away when the guy tried to grab them.A person saw it and got the plates.The cops found the guy but because the girls were not touched they could not do anything.But the cops did tell my friend were the guy lived.Come to find out he lived on a sail boat right next to my friends work.So needless to say sometimes boats sink at the dock.Cars get hit by big trucks in the parking lot and fall in the water.But the guy should have been in the boat when it sunk.God knows were that guy is or what he is doing to some one elses 11yr old now.

As Charlie say's
Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

So don't go pushing me against my will
I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

[DIRTYFOOT2]

EVERY study says they can't be rehabilitated. Someone very close to me was victimized as a child by one of these scumbags . She is permanently Fxxxxed in the head, and has trouble w/ most interpersonal relationships. Wack em, or stick em in a hole for life...........but for God's sake never let em out

[B767]

Originally Posted by DIRTYFOOT2

EVERY study says they can't be rehabilitated. Someone very close to me was victimized as a child by one of these scumbags . She is permanently Fxxxxed in the head, and has trouble w/ most interpersonal relationships. Wack em, or stick em in a hole for life...........but for God's sake never let em out

[billspilingup]

Originally Posted by DIRTYFOOT2

EVERY study says they can't be rehabilitated. Someone very close to me was victimized as a child by one of these scumbags . She is permanently Fxxxxed in the head, and has trouble w/ most interpersonal relationships. Wack em, or stick em in a hole for life...........but for God's sake never let em out

I know someone too. The deepest level of Hell is reserved for people that abuse women and children.

Quite frankly, I'm concerned about what kind of society it will be in 5, 10, 15, and 20 years. The cancer of moral relativism knows no bounds and the idea of right and wrong as something that is a relic of a less progressive era keeps expanding to include things once thought unthinkable in civilized society. Just today I was reading about a judge that gave a guy that raped the same little girl every week from age 6 to 10 60 DAYS in jail and treatment since the judge believed that punishment doesn't correct the offender's behavior and is no guard against future offenses. Of course, the judge could have just given the pervert life as the law allowed but no, that wouldn't have solved anything!

[quack quack]

Originally Posted by billspilingup

I know someone too. The deepest level of Hell is reserved for people that abuse women and children.

Quite frankly, I'm concerned about what kind of society it will be in 5, 10, 15, and 20 years. The cancer of moral relativism knows no bounds and the idea of right and wrong as something that is a relic of a less progressive era keeps expanding to include things once thought unthinkable in civilized society. Just today I was reading about a judge that gave a guy that raped the same little girl every week from age 6 to 10 60 DAYS in jail and treatment since the judge believed that punishment doesn't correct the offender's behavior and is no guard against future offenses. Of course, the judge could have just given the pervert life as the law allowed but no, that wouldn't have solved anything!

A panty waist judge lets a molester go with a slap on the wrist. This is the guy they should do medical testing on.Give him some wicked germ bug and test some of those new cures on them.Forget animal testing they really should just use these guys.At least some good can come from there existence on this earth.

[quack quack]

If I were king of America today's order would be to round up all these scum bags and shoot them dead!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NightCrawler]

Dude!! QQ?? you seem very pissed off lately.

Tonight go home and get a hummer, then go fishing...doctors orders!!!

[quack quack]

Originally Posted by NightCrawler

Dude!! QQ?? you seem very pissed off lately.

Tonight go home and get a hummer, then go fishing...doctors orders!!!

A hummer does that mean your coming over tonight.

Sorry that one was out there over the plate.Yeah maybe a little pissy as of late.I have to stop reading the news.Nothing but bad news with some murder and rape thrown in. Stopping be the liquor store on the way home need some more Capt.

[NightCrawler]

Sorry i couldn't make it last night...it was my
B-day raincheck?

[quack quack]

Happy belated birthday!!!