I got tired of looking at the "What kind of whale is this" thread.

[Tuna Devil]

A young woman in New Jersey was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the Delaware River. She went down to the
docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

'I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes. After20all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain. 'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked

'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food
and a trip to Hawaii, and, in return, he's screwing me.'
'He certainly is,' the Captain said. 'This is the Cape May Ferry!'

[DIRTYFOOT2]

Funny stuff Dave. Hows the Wife and Dog?

[Tuna Devil]

Doing good Butch. How about you?

[DIRTYFOOT2]

Alls well. Still looking for my first daytime swordy though. Work has just slowed a bit so I think my time is coming soon.

[Disco Lady]

Originally Posted by Tuna Devil

A young woman in New Jersey was so depressed that she decided to end
her life by throwing herself into the Delaware River. She went down to the
docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young
sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.

He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm off
to Hawaii in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship.

'I will take good care of you and bring you food every day.'

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll keep
you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes. After20all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a fresh
start in Hawaii would give her life new meaning.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From
then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit,
and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by the
Captain. 'What are you doing here?' the Captain asked

'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get food
and a trip to Hawaii, and, in return, he's screwing me.'
'He certainly is,' the Captain said. 'This is the Cape May Ferry!'

COÑO!!!!!!!!!!
Hello, Dave & Jolain and Fin! hope all is well.

DL,