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09-13-2007, 08:19 PM
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Revised "Online" Lyrics
To the tune of Brad Paisley's new hit song, "Online"
Brad Paisley-Online My real boat is a piece of S H I T i couldn;t even start it today I still haven't caught my first sword much less a heavyweight I'm a swordfish fanatic A reel forum addict and i never EVEN ENTER THE RACE But there's whole ‘nother me That you get to see without me even showing my face Cause online I'm fishING Hollywood My boat's fast and I fish damn good I drive a fancy Merrit I'm A BETTER CAPTAIN THAN Rich Barret And I catch big swords all the time It turns the googens on that I’m mysterious I like TO make the commercial guys furious 'Cause even on a slow night I can catch at least three rats with a double marker AT ONE TIME I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head INTO MY LITTLE bedroom And fire up my Mac In real life, the only time, I’ve ever HAD A CHANCE TO pLAY Is when I got together WITH SOME FORUM BUDS To go SAILING in the Boat Parade Online I'M ON THE 49 I pose for tOMMY gREEN, MY GIRL IS DAMN FINE I'm single and I'm rich And I CAUGHT ONE LAST NIGHT that would blow your mind It turns the googens on that I’m mysterious I LIkE TO make the buoy guys furious 'Cause even on a slow night I can catch at least three rats with a double marker AT ONE TIME I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online When you got my kind of stats It’s hard to get a RAT Let alone a real SWORDFISH mY catch grows another foot and gains a bunch of weight Every time I login Online I’m fishing Hollywood My boat's fast and I fish damn good Cause even on a slow night I can catch at least three rats with a double marker AT THE ONE TIME I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online Yeah, I’ll see ya online Last edited by princeofdarkness : 09-13-2007 at 08:25 PM. |
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09-13-2007, 08:32 PM
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Grander
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: 900-1600' of water
Boat: 25' Bluewater(Rough C's)
Best Catch: est. 120lb Tarpon on 16lb tippet(fight time was 12 min)
Occupation: Squid rigger
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HAHAHAHAHA... good song. Love the remix!
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09-13-2007, 10:02 PM
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Grander
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pompano Beach, Florida, USA
Best Catch: Had one once, then it took the boat away
Posts: 1,967
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That is a classic piece of work!
PrinceofDarkness:
That post is just too hilarious ! I got a good laugh out of that one.  S....o, I think you'll make out just fine on this forum, while on-line! Keep up the good posts matee!  I think you could be hooked. We need your good posts too. Now for a really good time, try some Prophet Benjamen: the girl said she wanted a pretty boy fella. P.S. - Are you going to Professor O's social club meeting? P.P.S. - Where do you find this stuff? You must be very Cool On-line. Ya Mon! Last edited by RiskTaker : 09-13-2007 at 10:12 PM. |
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09-13-2007, 10:26 PM
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Hooked Up
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Boca Raton / Jackson Hole
Boat: 2003 34 Venture
Best Catch: crabs -- but well worth it
Occupation: debt collector
Posts: 262
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i tried to amend my carniveras habbits>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i am back from Zanzibar.....
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09-13-2007, 11:22 PM
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Grander
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pompano Beach, Florida, USA
Best Catch: Had one once, then it took the boat away
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I'm back from Bolivia. Believe it or not there is a small lazy waterfront town there called Copacabana. Lake level 3000m.
Any swordfish to be had in Zanzibar? And I thought you were just hiking it on Kilimanjaro? Man, you went to the Wild. Aren't those Petzl headlamps you use for swordfishing useful just about anywhere you go? Last edited by RiskTaker : 09-14-2007 at 10:34 AM. |
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09-14-2007, 08:35 AM
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Hooked Up
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dania Beach, Fl
Boat: Fishing, mountain biking,scuba diving, skate boarding, playing drums
Occupation: Ocean Engineer / sign maker
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SFC has a theme song now
 thats funny
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09-14-2007, 10:59 AM
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Grander
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pompano Beach, Florida, USA
Best Catch: Had one once, then it took the boat away
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I better start paying more attention to country music, missing some good chit.
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You two Buoy guys have some outstanding talent besides fishing. What a pair.  I always knew that there was some insidious reason why I never close down my Internet browsers: Doh, so I can be cool all the time because I am always On-line. Yeah yeah, that's the ticket.  The video is Cool too. Now I have a greater undestanding of what IS is. I like my snapper fresh, my chicken jerked and not choked and my salsa is spicy and my rum aged. And you too can be cool when you are On-line, and at least a foot taller. 
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09-14-2007, 11:05 AM
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Old Salt
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: lake worth
Best Catch: 25lb codfish 5 yrs old first hanger
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That pic would look better if she was siting on a sword.Even better if it was mine.I mean one I caught.
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09-14-2007, 11:09 AM
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Hooked Up
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Dania Beach, Fl
Boat: Fishing, mountain biking,scuba diving, skate boarding, playing drums
Occupation: Ocean Engineer / sign maker
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That pic is from an old email that was along the lines of
"My wife never wanted to go fishing with me so i found a fishing partner named sam. my wife was happy for me untill i showed her a nice pair of bass that sam and i caught...after that my wife wanted to go fishing with me all of a sudden"
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09-14-2007, 02:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 237
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Buoy talent
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I wish my buoys caught fish like that. Those things could put some serious heat on a swordy that wants to go deep. Last edited by princeofdarkness : 09-14-2007 at 09:29 PM. |
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