FREE Coconuts in Hollywood, FL

[ProfessorO]

I have a tree with over 100 large coconuts on it. The coconuts are at a
height of about 25'. The tree is in my backyard with no vehicle access.
Any professional tree service/nursery who wants the coconuts and can
climb the tree, remove the coconuts and about 6 palm leaves, can
have all the coconuts for free. cheers, arthur

[DIRTYFOOT2]

this really belongs in your song lyrics thread but.....

" I like coconuts you can break them open,
and they smell like ladies lyin in the sun.
If I had my way... I'd give a coconut to everyone."

WIDESPREAD PANIC.....COCONUTS

[ProfessorO]

Originally Posted by DIRTYFOOT2

this really belongs in your song lyrics thread but.....

" I like coconuts you can break them open,
and they smell like ladies lyin in the sun.
If I had my way... I'd give a coconut to everyone."

WIDESPREAD PANIC.....COCONUTS

DF2, I was listening some WP the other day; really dark,
almost scary music, different. Turns out it was last
year's Halloweed show at MSG. This should be in the other
thread.

COCONUTS ANYONE??

[DIRTYFOOT2]

I'd love to get a copy of that show. Saw the Panic Halloween 1994 @ Tippitinias in New Orleans. Thier halloween shows are a trip

Wish you were a bit closer I'd surely take a few of dem coconuts off ya

[Cutler]

shit....i have two trees that have a ton of coconuts on them and my fcking dog eats them and pukes. if your ever down my way you can have them all, i will even pick them off the trees for you

[RiskTaker]

You put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up ..... , errr and add a splash of Rhum, or whiskey......

Coconut water is good stuff, don't waste it mate.

I have a wheelbarrow full so cannot offer services to retrieve from other's Gypsy palaces. But.....

If you ever want to try some nice cooked rice, follow these directions:

Aromatic Coconut rice:

White (medium/long grain rice) but any grade will work
2 - Cinammon sticks
6 - Cloves
2 - Bay leaves
4 - Cardomom pods
1/2 - Coconut meat (without the brown skin coat)

Grate the coconut with a square style cheese grater to get it into slivers.
Prepare a batch of basic rice.
Throw in the above items at the beginning.
Salt, if you desire.

Enjoy, with your favorite Pesce del Mar

And if you need a libation before din-din: a Glass filled with ice cubes (my definition of a boat drink), a portion of your favored Scotch-Whiskey and top it off with Coconut water. (Green coconuts are better for water and ripe coconuts for the meat.)

[Captain Juan]

RT:

You're a true renaissance man. I will try the coco rice with some grilled tripletail from last weekend and a nice libation. Liked your panko post too.

I had several coconut trees in my yard that were supposed to be dwarfs for easy maintenance but soon grew some 30+ feet high. The bundles of coconuts those trees would drop would leave craters in the ground. I would occassionally hear them drop. With the dogs and my daughter I was fearful they would drop on someone or something so I knocked em down last year. I loved the look, especially by the pool, but they had to go.

Buen apetito.

J

[Certifiable]

Prof O,
Let me know if you have any success on the coconut removal.
My next post will be "Free St. Augustien Grass" - 2-1/2 acres of grass free to anyone who wants it...just bring your mower and you can haul off all you want.

[Disco Lady]

COÑO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUT THE LIME IN THE COCONUT,TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER!
IN MY CASE "JACK AND COCONUT WATER" OH' SHIT! IT'S "GIN AND COCONUT WATER MON"