Home Remedies

[krisis7]

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.


2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.


3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative s, then you'll
be afraid to cough.


7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.


8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS!

[Harry Klauber]

Originally Posted by krisis7

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.


2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone
else to hold while you chop.


3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by using
the sink.


4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for
a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.


5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze
button.


6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxative s, then you'll
be afraid to cough.


7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the
duct tape.


8. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.


9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR
ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS!

Simple - but funny! Thanks for the laughs.

[The BEAST]

I'm going to have to start using example #3 !!!!!

[Harry Klauber]

Empty beer bottles work too!