Funny Girl

[bajakian]

>> A stranger was seated next to a little girl
>> on the airplane when the
>> stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's
>> talk. I've heard that flights
>> go quicker if you strike up a conversation
>> with your fellow passenger.'
>>
>> The little girl, who had just opened her
>> book, closed it slowly and said
>> to the stranger, 'What would you like to
>> talk about?'
>>
>> 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger.
>> 'How about nuclear power?' and
>> he smiles.
>>
>> 'OK,' she said. 'That could be an
>> interesting topic. But let me ask
>> you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a
>> deer all eat the same
>> stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little
>> pellets, while a cow turns
>> out a flat patty, and a horse produces
>> clumps of dried grass. Why do
>> you suppose that is?'
>>
>> The stranger, visibly surprised by the
>> little girl's intelligence,
>> thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
>> idea.'
>>
>> To which the little girl replies, 'Do you
>> really feel qualified to
>> discuss nuclear power when you don't know
>> shit?
>

[rampage3338]

that was good