Retirement Planning

krisis7 · 02-10-2008, 07:01 PM

R E T I R E M E N T P L A N N I N G FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $0.00 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00.

So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

Jesslyn · 02-10-2008, 07:16 PM

Thats a classic

Disco Lady · 02-10-2008, 07:20 PM

COÑO!!!!!!!!!

Sopla2o · 02-10-2008, 08:27 PM

Or.... How about recycling 10 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue... Now thats an investment....

CONO Disco.... You look younger on your new avatar.....

Disco Lady · 02-10-2008, 08:31 PM

COÑO!!!!!!! Thanks Just a little Botox taking over.

Bill Fisher · 02-11-2008, 01:08 PM

Nice Avatar there Disco.. Love the Merritt behind you..

Sopla2o · 02-11-2008, 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco Lady

COÑO!!!!!!! Thanks Just a little Botox taking over.

Stay out of the SUN... I had a client that MELTED from the excess Botox.

WhItEoUt 23 · 02-12-2008, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco Lady

COÑO!!!!!!! Thanks Just a little Botox taking over.

CONO!!!!!! you da man

B767 · 02-12-2008, 01:16 PM

Johnny Blue and Botox!!!!! Yeahhhh!!!!!

02-10-2008, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
krisis7 Hooked Up Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Port St. Lucie, FL Boat: Seapro 196 Best Catch: 48lb Bull Dolphin, 50" Swordfish Occupation: General Motors- Collision Specialist Posts: 234	Retirement Planning R E T I R E M E N T P L A N N I N G FOR 2008 If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $0.00 left of the original $1000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00. So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

02-10-2008, 08:27 PM	#4 (permalink)
Sopla2o Hooked Up Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Hometead, Florida Boat: 2007 Dusky 256CC, Twin 175 Verado's Best Catch: Still Searching for the Elusive Swordfish Occupation: Legal Consultant Posts: 398	Or.... How about recycling 10 bottles of Johnny Walker Blue... Now thats an investment.... CONO Disco.... You look younger on your new avatar..... __________________ Sopla2o's Dusky

02-12-2008, 01:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
B767 Hooked Up Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Miami Boat: VSC, Old Hatt Occupation: Bus Driver Posts: 455	Johnny Blue and Botox!!!!! Yeahhhh!!!!! __________________ Life on the water is good, and beer makes it better

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