Darwin Awards Candidates

[islandshark633]

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free
to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat
there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually
decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked to
good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale
$50." The next day someone stole it.
They Walk Among Us!

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when
someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at
the sky and said..."where???"
They Walk among us!!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and
has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff."
They Walk Among Us!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One
day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . .
They Walk Among Us!!!

My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when
we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving".
They Walk Among Us!!!!

I told the girl at the steakhouse register that I wanted the half
pound sirloin. She informed me they only had an 8 ounce sirloin. Not
wanting to make a scene, I told her I would take the 8 ounce steak
instead of the half-pounder.
They walk among us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!

My friends and I were on a Pepsi run and noticed that the cases
were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2
times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.....
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which way the head is turned...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to
the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags had
never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has
your plane arrived yet?"...
They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!


While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time
before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm
hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce; AND VOTE!

[mlutz95]

[B767]

They DO indeed walk amongst us......

[Disco Lady]

[ameristrat]

Oh.... wow. Sometimes I really wonder if humans are the smartest creature on this planet.... maybe not all of us

[Uncle Buck]

Originally Posted by islandshark633

Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce; AND VOTE!

...some even post on fishing forums!

[DonK]

[Sopla2o]

Not only do they Walk Amongst Us... I think most of them work at my office....